double eves
you know it's good that the communications breakdown gave us a breather from the online madness...ok not so good for the taiwan quake victims *my condolences to them* but this slowdown in the internet world makes us reflective on how reliant we have become to this addictive hobby that is both inpassive and yet so passé . indeed as einstein said technology has surpassed our humanity. hands up for those who can't envision a world without computers...bugger my youtube is sloooow another irritating matter is this whole 'jolly golly' holiday season. scrap all the overhyped festivities. reason being i remain idle from the 24th til the new year. if i had known i'd plan better vacation plans lor. so what do lone single femmes do on the eves back to back?
TOP TEN COUNTDOWN METHODS FOR SINGLE NOT SO WHITE FEMALES
- you could go to any forums or irc chat/msn and countdown with the losers who happen to be online then. when the clock starts ticking countdown together and throw confetti in your own room (this works much better if u have a webcamera).
- gather some friends who are single and not so white then rent videos to watch in someone's house. when the time comes pretend it's so frivolous to countdown so you just shout your loudest into the ear of the nearest person HAppiee nEw YeAR!!
- watch a movie that screens through midnight so you won't even know when all the happy pple outside are really having a blast pushing everyone else.
- tag along with your parents when they have family gathering of sorts.
- for xmas simply volunteer for some caroling action then belt out all your fav xmasey songs with a paper bag over your face (lest they find out who sang out of tune).
- use a long white candle and holder to get you into joining the mass of any church.
- buy a really cheap airticket and jetset to any gf's place in the world that you can crash.
- hang around the marina bay area and pretend you don't know what the fuss is when huge crowds gather @ the esplanade till pple start counting backwards and u look up just in time to see fireworks. ha! i totally dig them fireworks light up my day woohoo.
- blog. create separate entries from 10-1 in a cyber attempt to countdown. timing would be crucial here.
- enjoy it as any other day because this whole scam is actually an evil plan created by global retailers/MNCs to dominate the world in order to push revenue up by 100%.
posted by novie @ 12:01 PM
whatever makes me happy
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