Monday, December 04, 2006

feminine touch

being ever wavering and insecure, i was encouraged by my 损友 (yah lor u all know who u are( ̄~ ̄;)that since my hair always looked like it needs combing i shld go for rebonding 先天不足后天补 mah all zhar bohs shld have long glossy straight hair as advertised in shampoo ads not 贞子 ok ...envisioning myself to be the next zhang ziyi i went lor *big mistake*


this is a conehead (i'd show u my picture but i'll prob have to kill u after) so just imagine me putting that on but with my now glossy straight hair...it is DAMN FLAT lor so ugly that i can't see myself in the mirror after eating *will puke everything out mah* makes my face looks super big also sigh now i know why god gave me my natural waves...to camouflage my 大头 (;_・)

sadness lor the things women do to torture themselves so as to be artificially enhanced and i sat there for 4 hrs plus to get in touch with my feminine side but dun think my silky hair made me any more girly in the end haiz muz be the Y chromosomes in moi *kok resign to fate la* heng at least now can hibernate at home heheh

i got this foc from buying her world...berry essence so in addition to bird's nest we women now gotta worry about our 'innershine' too

you know' if ribena didn't package their drinks with a cutesy ribena berry they might have a pretty good chance in competing with brand's.... after all it's all about the branding baby ;p

this is my very pink united color of benetton luggage (when i had my pink fetish bought this at taka for $100 after discounts n voucher paid only $20) which i'm gonna lug to macau tmr nite WoOT! wish me luck in meeting some hongkie hotties/stars whoeva *beams*

now excuse me while i go kill my neighbour's dog hey i don't hate dogs ok except those who keep barking for no reason becoz their freaking owners dunno how to keep a rein on them *evil smile* throw some water bombs on the floor then when the water bursts out onto its face it'll prob run off with his tail behind the legs wahahah

2 Comments:

At December 5, 2006 at 1:47 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

woman, dun worry la...after a few washing u will look pretty. u are juz not used to yr new look.

i'm sure u will look nicer compare to the 'curl' hair u had previously..

who knows yr prince charming will appear soon? hahaha..

JC (",)

 
At December 5, 2006 at 1:55 PM, Blogger novie said...

yah......now i have excuse to wash hair more often -.*
guess next time i have to make my prince charming rebond his hair also LOL

 

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