when bitches become your friend
first thing's first! rave about canelé's doria which means baked rice i had the seafood one not too filling not too jialat yums┏(＠°○°＠)┛ok as things happen i read a book and developed a theory...one of those weird tangent i get especially when i'm older ya? title of the book is 'why men love bitches' and basically the book advises you to turn into a bitch in order to get your man. however the new age definition of bitch happens to be that of an independent woman who doesn't let anyone step all over her. the author finds out through interviews and some true stories from friends that, men simply dig women who pose as a mental challenge to them. this is like the universal truth that most of us know by heart but complicated by a thing called ego which men can't let go of. so she goes on to state the obvious and asks us to play diva in a sense, and bow down ever so rarely that men will be gratified to whatever crappy things we do for them even if snickers was served on a plate for dinner. the bitch has a me-first attitude and stays the boss of her life. she won't change her schedule just to meet you. she won't bend backwards should you go on your knees to beg. she gives only when it is reciprocal. you get the gist. fine i can relate to all the theatrical works the author came up with to help women who are doormats in real life. *hmm was i one?* this is probably as good as all self-help books go. then i took a hard look at these bitches in reality.
now now this is not to say i am pointing fingers to any of you reading my blog. tsk tsk stop asking yourself if it's you honey and being so sensitive. anyway i was thinking *which is pretty not so often nowadays* if the so-called bitches can be callous towards the men or someone they love, imagine how they treat friends. i know some of you may declare 'cheh! friends different la' really meh? how different can it be? once the bitch mode is activated, by applying the same sane principles i can correctly infer that no bitch will be as nice as they were to men and friends alike. yah everyone knows the ancient golden rule of which friends are forever so any bitch would be wise to stand on her ground towards men not her girlfriends. but hey in theory this new and improved bitch is one who is not willing to sacrifice herself and does whatever that pleases her so that her all-so important life doesn't get interrupted. if you flesh out this character it would mean that her own self takes precedent over all matters. fiend or not.
imagine knowing someone like that? could you help with the zip? sorry i just did my manicure. wanna meet for lunch? sorry can't do why don't i call you whenever i feel like it and meet somewhere at my convenience? i lost my key! sorry i'm too busy with my life to care about your sad little key which you were too stupid not to have a spare. can i drop you somewhere? yeah my doorstep would be nice since singapore is small it would be along your way by default. oops the latter bit would be me. so when will you be expecting such a friend to do the extra bit for you and run the extra mile for you? the new year? never!! because life would be too ego-centric for them. frankly if you don't obsess over someone's opinion how do you improve your flaws? if you don't live up to someone's *like your parents' snigger* standards where will you be today? in any case there shouldn't be extremists. *i'm recounting all the things i did for my friends and no prizes to guess who's the doormat to them instead!*
it works both way and i think of all my friends who are way too nice. do i want them to be doormats to the guy they love? no. do i want them to stand up for themselves in a relationship? hell yes! but do i want them to turn into bitches as a result of that? absolutely not! *they argue by the same warped premonition i have that they will only love men who treat them right in the first place* btw what happens when the bitches get pregnant and start a family? do the same theories apply then? i wouldn't know. i didn't finish the book anyhow ;)
now now this is not to say i am pointing fingers to any of you reading my blog. tsk tsk stop asking yourself if it's you honey and being so sensitive. anyway i was thinking *which is pretty not so often nowadays* if the so-called bitches can be callous towards the men or someone they love, imagine how they treat friends. i know some of you may declare 'cheh! friends different la' really meh? how different can it be? once the bitch mode is activated, by applying the same sane principles i can correctly infer that no bitch will be as nice as they were to men and friends alike. yah everyone knows the ancient golden rule of which friends are forever so any bitch would be wise to stand on her ground towards men not her girlfriends. but hey in theory this new and improved bitch is one who is not willing to sacrifice herself and does whatever that pleases her so that her all-so important life doesn't get interrupted. if you flesh out this character it would mean that her own self takes precedent over all matters. fiend or not.
imagine knowing someone like that? could you help with the zip? sorry i just did my manicure. wanna meet for lunch? sorry can't do why don't i call you whenever i feel like it and meet somewhere at my convenience? i lost my key! sorry i'm too busy with my life to care about your sad little key which you were too stupid not to have a spare. can i drop you somewhere? yeah my doorstep would be nice since singapore is small it would be along your way by default. oops the latter bit would be me. so when will you be expecting such a friend to do the extra bit for you and run the extra mile for you? the new year? never!! because life would be too ego-centric for them. frankly if you don't obsess over someone's opinion how do you improve your flaws? if you don't live up to someone's *like your parents' snigger* standards where will you be today? in any case there shouldn't be extremists. *i'm recounting all the things i did for my friends and no prizes to guess who's the doormat to them instead!*
it works both way and i think of all my friends who are way too nice. do i want them to be doormats to the guy they love? no. do i want them to stand up for themselves in a relationship? hell yes! but do i want them to turn into bitches as a result of that? absolutely not! *they argue by the same warped premonition i have that they will only love men who treat them right in the first place* btw what happens when the bitches get pregnant and start a family? do the same theories apply then? i wouldn't know. i didn't finish the book anyhow ;)
posted by novie @ 4:47 PM
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1 Comments:
Hilarious analogy babe!!!! But seriously,.... Diva attitude mah!!! Then you become a Diva mom! That's how the story ends! The diva woman who has her husband, kidz, dogs, home and still walks the walk and talks the talk! My ambition lor!!! =P Guess who...
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